I'm a TAUNSTER hear me roar! (and blog): Archive

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Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Watch

“The circle of life is starting anew…on my face.” — Jesse Sperling I know the greatest people. (an Awesome Room production)

Jan 31st

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Mirror Speech

Okay, starting a new thing. Right now. I shall call it “CREATE-A-DAY.” Since Daily Doodle was a fail, this is an attempt at redemption. “Maybe if I eliminate the requirements for the thing I make, I will make more things.” ^ That’s what the voice in my head said. I need to get over my current slump of not making anything just because it won’t be...

Jan 30th

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OOPS.

Stranger #1: Coritaaaaa FRESH PRINCE Me: Sup Jazzy Jeff? Just chillin’ on mah throne. Stranger #1: Wtf nigga u no who u tawkn to lol FRESH PRINCE Me: Actually, I don’t know who I’m talking to… Stranger #1: Well got damn corita u deleted my num.. smdh.. were is my godson fool FRESH PRINCE HeY guyz teh FRESH PRINCE txtd m3!

Jan 29th

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OOPS. (part II)

Stranger #2: My name elijah they call me eazy Me: I think you gotz da wrong numbah. Stranger #2: Who this Me: Not who you’re trying to get a hold of. Stranger #2: Coreena? Me: Nope. Stranger #2: Aight my bad Me: No worries. Stranger #2: Wus yo name? Me: Taunie. Stranger #2: Can I get a pic? Me: Sorry, I don’t do that. Stranger #2: Where yu from? CONVERSATION OVER.

Jan 29th

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Now it’s time for: “Guess That TV...

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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I think I just escaped from a horror movie.

Stranded on the side of a road. First thought: “Oooh, this would be a perfect spot to shoot a horror movie. Awesome.” Second thought: “It’s just my mom and me in the middle of nowhere. My mom is super hot and wearing a skirt…and I’m a girl. Great, we’re going to be raped.” The pitch blackness is only broken by flashing red hazard lights and the...

Jan 26th

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“Happiness is only real when shared.” — Jon Krakauer

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Just swaying, eyes closed.

Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Now accepting applications for employment.

Job Title: Cuddle Buddy Please send all inquiries by email to feelsorryformyself@wah.com or by mail to 1234 Self Pity Lane Nowhere, XX.

Jan 22nd

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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This just played during an iTunes shuffle session...

Jan 18th

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Stop comparing yourself to other people. It’s not good for your self-esteem. Be you and stop criticizing everything that you haven’t even done yet. First step: do it. Next step: fix it. Stop trying to “fix” before “doing.” Okay? Okay.

Jan 18th

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