Growing up?

I’m 21 years old and I’m about to watch cartoon movies while I color in a coloring book.

Hey self, I think you’re doing it wrong. 

Growing up?  Growing down?  Maybe I skipped the lessons about antonyms in grade school.  Whatever, it makes me feel better.  There are worse coping mechanisms, right?

Just say yes.  Thank you and come again.  (that’s what she said?  I really need to stop, this is getting out of hand)